1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,003 [loud metallic clanging] 2 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:04,755 [footsteps clomping] 3 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:07,382 [loud banging] 4 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,593 [clanging continues] 5 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,138 Raj Dar! 6 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:14,473 [voice echoing] 7 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:17,142 [speaking Hindi] 8 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,020 -[screams] -[bars creaking] 9 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,522 [debris clattering] 10 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:24,608 [? Bollywood action music playing] 11 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,279 [whistles] 12 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,031 [doors banging] 13 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,492 [? "Boom Boom" by Photronique playing] 14 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,077 [yelling] 15 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,787 -[grunting] -[baton thuds] 16 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:37,955 [groaning] 17 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,581 -[grunts] -[kick thuds] 18 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:40,749 [groaning] 19 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,417 [yelling] 20 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:43,502 [all thudding] 21 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,421 ?? 22 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:50,884 [yelling] 23 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,719 [both grunting] 24 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,429 -[punch thuds] -[groans] 25 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:55,806 Ah! 26 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,433 [both grunting] 27 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,102 [growling] 28 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,190 Et tu, Mir? 29 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,858 [panting wildly] 30 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:07,985 No! 31 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,029 [? funky upbeat music playing] 32 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,159 [gunshots] 33 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:17,869 [bullet shells clinking] 34 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,541 [wet wiping] 35 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,336 Okay, okay, okay. It was barely a betrayal. 36 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,629 The second one was a dream. 37 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,381 Like a Bollywood dream. That doesn't even count! 38 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:31,633 Dreams are just the future in flashbacks. 39 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,802 Okay, look, you're my priority. I'm not gonna let you go to jail-- 40 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,554 -[cell phone ringing] -[Raj] I'm your priority? 41 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:36,805 Ha! That's rich. 42 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,099 [phone continues ringing] 43 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,019 -Reza! What's up, buddy? -[Raj sighs] 44 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,521 How are-- You need the down payment. Today? 45 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,315 There's a lunch? 46 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,774 With other board members? 47 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,568 Hey, buddy, I gotta go. I'll call you back. 48 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,570 See? I'm all in. 49 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,906 I'll believe it when I see it. Dude, my trial is in less than two weeks. 50 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,241 I'm gonna go to jail, Mir. 51 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,535 -Tick tock, dude. -Okay, okay, I got it. 52 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,163 Alright, all we have to do is find out who really killed Ahmad, 53 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,247 and then you'll be good. 54 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:03,915 Right? We just gotta keep searching. 55 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,959 Oh, do you still have that Kill Ahmad map? 56 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,545 You know, like your, your murder vision board? 57 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,630 Do I still have it? 58 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,131 Yeah, like the one with the yarn. 59 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,507 It's on the dining table. 60 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,302 Oh. Wow. 61 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,428 Oh, my God. 62 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,888 I'm actually pretty impressed. 63 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,433 We have some, oh, violent free verse poetry. 64 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,352 Yeah, they call me the Rumi of Vengeance. 65 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,520 [sighs] I bet they do. 66 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:27,189 What'd you find in Ahmad's work locker? 67 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,691 What the fuck is a work locker? 68 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,444 -Oh! -Oh, God. 69 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:33,945 -Ugh! -What is that smell? 70 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:38,158 Alright. Some male-pattern baldness shit he's clearly never used. 71 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,160 Oh, a surprising amount of Viagra. 72 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,703 Um... Oh, what's this? 73 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,705 Alright. 74 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,667 -Oh. -Bunch of photos of him and Ali? 75 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,293 -[Mir] Eagles game. -[Raj] Eagles game. 76 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,878 Just the two of them? 77 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,755 [Raj] Gatsby-themed party. 78 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,715 -Historic tour of the Titanic? -Titanic? 79 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,634 Do you think they were banging? 80 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:56,885 Oh! You know what? 81 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,304 Zubair told me that Ahmad and Ali are tight. 82 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:00,889 God, drugs have really fried your brain. 83 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,557 We gotta go! See what Ali knows. 84 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:03,767 Why don't we just call him? 85 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,852 Right? [chuckles] Of course. 86 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,479 Like all great detectives. 87 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,898 Matlock would call ahead of time and be like, "Hey, just checking in. 88 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,191 I'm gonna interrogate you." 89 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,734 -You don't watch Matlock. -Yes, I do. 90 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,319 I watch everything Kathy Bates does. 91 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:15,487 She's a national treasure. 92 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,531 Okay, whatever. Call Lucky and let her know. 93 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,741 I don't need to call mommy every time I have a problem. 94 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,034 I'm a grown-ass man. 95 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,369 What is wrong with you today? 96 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,955 I've called her five times, and she sent me to voicemail. 97 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,332 -[phone buzzing] -[Max] Thanks for coming here with me. 98 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,418 This really helps me when I'm in a funk. 99 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:32,295 Oh. I'm excited. I've never really done acupuncture. 100 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,757 You think it's gonna help with the shooting pain I have when I do this? 101 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,509 -Okay, but, Lucky, here's the thing. -Ow. Ow. 102 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,138 This isn't really my acupuncturist. 103 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,100 This is couples therapy. 104 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:48,061 Therapy? I'm out. 105 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,312 No, wait. Just-- 106 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,022 -Just stay. Just try it out. -I'd rather be stabbed. 107 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,399 [Max] I want this to work. 108 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,359 This is gonna help us be really honest 109 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:55,610 -with each other. -Ugh. 110 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,988 Just don't say who we are, what we do, or who we work with. 111 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:01,032 Hi, I'm Dr. Allana Iverson. 112 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,868 No relation. That I know of. 113 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,578 Or he'll admit to. 114 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,664 [? intense music playing] 115 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,375 [softly] Please, Lucky. 116 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,378 [? intense music continues] 117 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,300 You will never fix me. 118 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,593 Okay, Lucky Auntie's not calling me back. 119 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,011 But you know what? We got this. We'll be fine. 120 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,471 We can be, you know, like a duo. 121 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,890 Like, like, Utley and Rollins or Saquon Barkley and-- 122 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:27,809 The Fuck Me Felon. Check it out, 400K. 123 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:31,396 I think the Fuck Me Felon should post with those balloons that say "400K" on 'em. 124 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,522 You know, those shiny ones? 125 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,982 Why are you talking in the third person? 126 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,317 You think I should get an agent? 127 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,068 I think it'll really help me get a book deal in prison. 128 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,445 You are not gonna go to prison! 129 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,071 Okay, just follow my lead. Hit the doorbell. 130 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,199 -Come on. -[doorbell rings] 131 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:46,369 Mir! Raj! Uh, Chiefs. Uh, w-w-what's going on? 132 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,996 Ali! How are you? 133 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,748 We're just doing a bit of a quarterly check-in. 134 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,417 -Do you mind if I step in? -Uh, maybe not right now. 135 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,543 My wife is cooking, 136 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,420 and she really doesn't like surprise guests. 137 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,172 No way! 138 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,256 [both chuckling] 139 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,550 The Fuck Me Felon at my door? 140 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:01,802 Oh, my God. 141 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,095 You are even more gorgeous in person. [giggles] 142 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,181 My fairy smut book club is gonna die over this. 143 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,933 Please, uh, come in! Have some chai! 144 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,267 Ali, move. 145 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,977 I'm definitely getting an agent. 146 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,313 -Hi. -Hi. 147 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,981 -How are you? -Hi, Fuck Me Felon. Welcome. 148 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,191 -Hello. -Hello. 149 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,318 Close the door. [chuckles] 150 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:19,903 [Aisha clears throat] 151 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,948 Ah. Should have worn better socks. 152 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:27,160 That's why I keep mine white and tight like your Fruit of the Looms. 153 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:28,745 I stopped wearing those. 154 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:33,583 [? curious music playing] 155 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,296 -[staffers chattering] -[office phones ringing] 156 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,551 Raj Dar is mocking me. 157 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,177 You shouldn't have liked his post? 158 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:48,431 The election is two weeks away, and we haven't collared my nemesis-sees. 159 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,559 [exhales sharply] This is panic mode, Carl! 160 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:53,186 Got it. Fuck! 161 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,896 Yeah. That's the energy I'm looking for. 162 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,357 We need to use the arrest warrant we have for the Sugar Palace. 163 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,651 It's time to tighten the screws on Lucky's boy toy. 164 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,986 You think that's the best route? 165 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,196 He's the weakest link, you flippin' Jolly Rancher. 166 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,323 [voice muffled] He launders money for every cool kid in Philly, 167 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:06,408 -including the Dars. -[staffer] Hi, Dino! 168 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,701 So if we get him for money laundering, 169 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:10,078 he'll turn on those Jawnie-dealing sons-of-fishes. 170 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,538 Haven't you seen The Departed? 171 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:12,831 It's in my queue. 172 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,541 It's Blake Lively's finest work. 173 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,042 We can get into the casino by tomorrow. 174 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,044 No, we need it now, Carl. 175 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,671 Today. Panic mode. 176 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,339 -Yeah. -And we need hard evidence this time. 177 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:24,134 It's too risky to pull a frame job like the one I did on Joey Tomatoes. 178 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,802 [? tense percussive music playing] 179 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:26,887 I told you about that, right? 180 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,471 Many, many times, sir. 181 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,723 You planted the murder weapon 182 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,057 -in the glove compartment. -In the glove box. 183 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,809 -Then you contacted a cop... -I called the cops. 184 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,978 ...who then did a routine traffic stop and then found... 185 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,272 -Oh, there's a gun! -[Carl] ...the planted murder weapon. 186 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:38,607 [door banging] 187 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:39,983 [chuckles] 188 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,484 It's chive o'clock. 189 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,820 Um, because you ordered extra chives. 190 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,655 You know I'm intermittent fasting. 191 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,990 I would fire you, 192 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,911 but I have something very important for you to do. 193 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,163 [? suspenseful music playing] 194 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,247 I need you... 195 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,877 to return these clothes to J.Crew. 196 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,589 And don't let those fuckers stick me with a store credit this time. 197 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,299 Yes, sir. 198 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,718 -[staffers chattering] -[office phones ringing] 199 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:07,802 [Matthew grunting] 200 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,013 [straining] Okay. 201 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,767 -Please move slower. -I'm sorry. 202 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,479 I'll bring some snacks. 203 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,397 Thank you. 204 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,232 You guys want some chai? 205 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,361 -Uh, yeah. Thanks. -I'm good. 206 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,612 Alright. 207 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:26,738 [Raj slurping] 208 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:30,075 Look, Ali, you've been a very valuable asset at DarCo, 209 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,576 and we really want to-- 210 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,245 You were best friends with that piece of shit, Ahmad. 211 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,330 We weren't that close. 212 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:38,500 Then why was he at your nine-year anniversary 213 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:39,876 one month before he was killed? 214 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,421 A Gatsby-themed party for a ninth anniversary is very weird. 215 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,882 Fine. He was an asshole, but he was my asshole. 216 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,009 That doesn't excuse what he did to your dad, 217 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,303 but maybe he got what he deserved. 218 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,681 We need to find Ahmad's real killer. 219 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:53,932 [coughs] 220 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,393 Why would I know anything about that shit? 221 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,811 Shit! 222 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,354 This chai's too sweet. 223 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,691 [? percussive music playing] 224 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:04,985 He's lying. 225 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,029 Yeah. This chai is perfect. 226 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,244 What brought you two here? 227 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,662 He tricked me. 228 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,831 Told me you were an acupuncturist. 229 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,250 I think she has a co-dependent relationship 230 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,626 with her two surrogate sons. 231 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,962 -Ow! -Ahh! 232 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,505 -Stop it! -You don't clean up shit! 233 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,589 [both] Ah! 234 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,299 It's giving me the ick. 235 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,010 The ick? 236 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,302 [Max] You baby them. 237 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,930 "Raj, I'm so sorry you got arrested for murder. 238 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,098 I wish I could help you." 239 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,349 Murder? 240 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,518 It's, um, uh, symbolic. 241 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,312 Not a murder-murder, but just a murder. 242 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:44,107 A light... murdering. 243 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,402 Now, I need to remind you that if there is a serious threat to someone's life, 244 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,029 I will need to report this, Gerald. 245 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,739 [in nasal voice] Gerald? 246 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,991 [chuckles awkwardly] It's a nickname. 247 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,203 Enough of this shit. 248 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,456 Here's what's gonna happen. 249 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,541 -[gasps] -We're gonna talk freely, 250 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,627 and you are not going to repeat shit. 'Kay? 251 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,005 Alright. No, this is fine. 252 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,591 Can we just do this another time? Hmm? 253 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,134 We'll have you guys over... [stammering] 254 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,594 Just-just not-not right now. Not right now. 255 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,555 Dude, we need to find out who killed Ahmad 'cause I didn't do it. 256 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,723 Of course you didn't. 257 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,434 [Mir] Look, we would love to go, honestly, but we can't, 258 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,854 you know, because we haven't had any mithai yet. 259 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:23,938 -Right. -Everyone knows 260 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,274 my wife's sweets are mid at best. 261 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,358 [Aisha] [scoffs] Mid? 262 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,486 That's rich coming from a solid four. 263 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,653 Ooh. 264 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,738 Sit down. 265 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:32,906 Yes, ma'am. 266 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,408 Can I please talk to you in the kitchen, again? 267 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,578 -Yeah, sure. Whatever. I'll be back. -[Raj] Alright. 268 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,122 -I'll be waiting. -Okay. [giggles] 269 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,665 'Kay. [chuckles] 270 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,086 Ali's acting insanely weird. 271 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,504 Okay. Rushing us out? 272 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,757 Accepting my "no" about the chai? That's insane. 273 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,634 Everyone knows there's a back and forth, okay? 274 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,135 I say, "No." He says, "I have to." 275 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,554 I say, "No." He says, "Please, please. It'll bring shame to my family. " 276 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,806 I say, "No, I can't do whole milk." 277 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,390 He says, "No, it's-- Please, it's no takalluf." 278 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,184 And then I'm drinking 16 cups of chai. 279 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,685 You thinking what I'm thinking? 280 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,646 -Ali's lying about Ahmad. -Aisha wants to fuck me. 281 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:05,730 -What? -What did you say? 282 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:06,815 What were you talking about? 283 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,274 Something is going on, okay? 284 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,692 We can't prove it. 285 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,860 Yes, we can. 286 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,695 Look, A-S-S. 287 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,322 Ahmad Sadiq Saeed. 288 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,449 -Holy shit. -Yeah. 289 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,868 Those are Ahmad's chappals, not Ali's. 290 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,578 What do you think this means? 291 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,956 [whispering] Ali killed Ahmad. 292 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,083 [? dramatic music playing] 293 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:30,088 [? tense music playing] 294 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,924 Hello. I have a warrant. 295 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,342 What the fuck, man? 296 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,511 Leave no stone unturned, boys. 297 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,429 We need names and numbers. 298 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,141 [records clattering] 299 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,184 [fabric ripping] 300 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,561 [hinges squeaking] 301 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,064 Is that a Herman Miller with advanced lumbar support? 302 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,316 I've always wanted one of those. We should take it for evidence. 303 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,401 [items crashing] 304 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,445 Well, gosh darn it, Pam, now there's dice on the floor. 305 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,824 Hey, boss, you better get down to the office right now. 306 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,785 You know, my mom told me not to marry a Punjabi. I should have listened. 307 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,288 Well, my mom told me not to marry a Sindhi, so suck on that. 308 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,414 My mom's racist, too. 309 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,375 This isn't a racist mom's competition. But mine's better at it anyway. 310 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,003 Oh, yeah? Because she's a little bitch, just like you! 311 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,546 [speaking Urdu] 312 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,215 -[screams] -[plate shatters] 313 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,426 I'm going outside before my hemorrhoid flares up. 314 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,595 -Gross. -Ew. 315 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,263 You really think Ali killed Ahmad? 316 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,472 Yes. Like, 100%. 317 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,849 [sighs] What do we do? 318 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,642 I don't know, man. We gotta find, like, a murder weapon 319 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,853 or, I don't know, a list of debts Ahmad owed. 320 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,105 Or, like, a, a laptop with sensitive information? 321 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,523 I don't know, man! I'm just spitballing. 322 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,108 -Fuck. -[Mir sighs] 323 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,903 We just need more time to search around and find something we can use. 324 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,113 Okay. I'm gonna keep looking. 325 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,407 You distract her with your hot bod that people like. 326 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,950 How many people like it? 327 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,368 Four hundred thousand. 328 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,205 You're fucking right. I'm the Fuck Me Felon. 329 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,540 Raj and Mir, they're idiots. 330 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,209 Only I can say that! 331 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,211 You know, why don't we just end it right here, okay? 332 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,171 This is why I don't mix business and pleasure. 333 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,591 I don't either, but you beguiled me. 334 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,302 -Ah! -I put on a motorcycle jacket 335 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,512 that I did not want to wear, 336 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:04,098 and I knew it was gonna make me look insane. 337 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,266 Talk about the ick. 338 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:08,436 I paid a million dollars 339 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,314 to bail Raj out for murder. 340 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,691 -There you go. -That's where I wanted to be. 341 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,068 Paying a million dollars. 342 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,403 Sorry, I don't have the luxury of hiding them away 343 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,656 -like you do with your daughter, okay? -[Max] It's not a luxury. Mm. 344 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,823 It's their cocaine empire. 345 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,450 I'm gonna have to advise them. 346 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,576 Oh, my God. 347 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,994 [Dr. Iverson whimpers] 348 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,746 -[book thuds] -[grunts] 349 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,830 [gun cocking] 350 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,501 I am so sorry. Please don't kill me. 351 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,294 I'm not gonna kill you. We need help. 352 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,130 Okay. 353 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:37,882 [grunting] 354 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,009 Thanks for coming back, Dr. Iverson. 355 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,511 I feel like we were 356 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,096 -really getting somewhere. -[Lucky] Yeah. 357 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,181 Yeah, definitely. 358 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,393 I-I think I'm just gonna take a benzo, if that's okay. 359 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,769 -Whatever you need. -Of course. Yeah, yeah. 360 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,938 -Feel free. -I'm probably gonna need three. 361 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,022 [pills rattling] 362 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,315 [chomping] 363 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,526 Okay. Where were we? 364 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,736 Right. Cocaine empire and murder. 365 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,029 [Lucky] Mm. 366 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,157 [grunts] 367 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:06,703 [drawer rattles] 368 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,246 [panting] 369 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,292 Ooh. Artisanal Rooh Afza. I love this shit. 370 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,835 [cell phone ringing] 371 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,295 [gasps] 372 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,755 Hey, Reza. How are you, dude? 373 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,632 Listen, can we push that lunch, like, later? 374 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,427 We can do it like Barcelona-style, okay? I promise I'll bring the deposit. 375 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,678 [Reza] [on phone] Let me stop you there. 376 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,513 -[FaceTime ringing] -Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 377 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,724 Listen, I, I can't do a FaceTime right now, okay? 378 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:32,186 But our top board member, Meredith, wants to talk to you. 379 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,230 -Say hi. -Oh. Hi, Meredith! 380 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,315 You look stunning. 381 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,108 He didn't tell me how beautiful your hair was. 382 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,651 Oh, you're sweet. 383 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,112 Now, are you bringing the down payment to lunch? 384 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,906 Or do I have to eat all of this lobster salad without you? 385 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,658 [chuckles] You siren, you. 386 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,784 -[door slamming] -I'm gonna... 387 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,578 -Mir? Mir! -[approaching footsteps] 388 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,746 You still there? 389 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,040 Oh. Um, sorry, there was, like, an earthquake. 390 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,666 -Fracking. You know what I mean? -[call disconnects] 391 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,336 How was I supposed to know those two idiots were gonna show up? 392 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,838 I'll get rid of them for good. 393 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,299 Yes, I'll do it now. 394 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,384 [? tense percussive music playing] 395 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,845 Oh. 396 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,097 -You're so kind. -Ah. 397 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,974 Not many people offer to help around here. 398 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,310 Well, you shouldn't have to clean up that mess alone. 399 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,978 -[? romantic music playing] -Yeah. 400 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,522 Um... [exhales sharply] 401 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,940 [speaking loudly] ...nice helping you out. 402 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,068 We should probably go find your husband. 403 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,613 Uh, sometimes it's lonelier to be with someone 404 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,739 than to be alone. 405 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,157 You know? 406 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,825 [chuckles nervously] Uh... 407 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:31,245 Uh, sh-should we take some pics? 408 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,081 [squeals] Yes! 409 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,290 [sighs] 410 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,416 Come on, Mir. 411 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,836 Just wait for my signal. I'll let you know when it's done, alright? 412 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,463 Shit. 413 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,048 Ali! Where's the camera? 414 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,008 Wh-What camera? Why do you need a camera? 415 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,385 I'm gonna take pics with Raj. 416 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,095 Samia from book club thinks she's hot shit 417 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,721 'cause she has a selfie with Jay Shetty. [sputters] 418 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,848 I have the Fuck Me Felon in my house, ho. 419 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,683 [Ali] Oh, yeah. [stammers] Yeah. Okay. 420 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:53,893 Uh, DSLR is probably in here-- 421 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,311 Who needs a DSLR? 422 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,439 Let's go take photos outside with our camera phones, 423 00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,607 'cause we all have 'em! 424 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,527 And look at the natural light outside. It's so beautiful. Come on. 425 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,945 I'll take my clothes off for you guys. 426 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,738 -Oh, uh, I'm gonna go change my bra. -Great. Yeah. 427 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:06,948 -Ali, you should come too, man. -Yeah? 428 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,076 Take the photo. You know, you, you can put oil on my body. 429 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,494 It'll be great. 430 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,037 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 431 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,957 But why do you want to be so protective of these baby boys 432 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,209 that didn't even come out of your hoo-ha? 433 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:23,339 Their father... pulled me out of a-a-a life of darkness 434 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,883 and-and-and gave me a life. You know? 435 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,427 You got this. 436 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,013 [? solemn music playing] 437 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,392 [voice breaking] And so I vowed to, um... 438 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,521 always, you know, return the favor 439 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,483 and protect and care for his sons no matter what. 440 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,193 You know, I-I was the one... 441 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,738 who told them that their mother died as kids, 442 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,449 and, and that was heartbreaking. 443 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,369 -And now that their Baba's gone... -[sighs] 444 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,538 ...I can't abandon them. 445 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,665 [snoring] 446 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,041 Dammit! 447 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,003 Oh, she is not getting out of my breakthrough. 448 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,297 [? percussive music playing] 449 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,090 [snoring continues] 450 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:08,843 Here you go, Kitty. 451 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,512 [sniffs] Ooh! Let's go. 452 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,097 What'd I miss? 453 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,182 [exhales] 454 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,726 We gotta get the fuck out of here. I heard Ali saying he wants to kill us. 455 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,978 Is that why you left me in here with Aisha for so long? 456 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,897 I'm sick of objectifying myself, dude. 457 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,232 Oh, I'm sorry everyone wants to jack you off. 458 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,317 It's tough. 459 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,610 Just get a weapon, okay? 460 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,403 -We gotta go. -Hey, hey, hey, hey! 461 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,739 I got that all the way in Hyderabad. Come on. What are you doing? 462 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,657 You better put your fucking hands up right now, man. 463 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,993 -[grunting] -Guys, can we talk about this? 464 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,828 Hey, we tried talking to you. You lied to us! 465 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,122 Step the fuck off! 466 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,917 Okay, okay. You're gonna kill us now? 467 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,461 Just like you killed Ahmad. 468 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,837 I killed Ahmad?! 469 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,631 Oh, hell no! 470 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:47,924 Okay, I'm not going down for Ahmad. 471 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,509 Aisha... 472 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,593 [in Urdu] meri jaan. 473 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,719 Yeah? 474 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,095 Tell him to put the gun down. 475 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,389 We can clear my name together. 476 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,850 -You want to clear your name? -Yeah. 477 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,353 Then why don't I just give you Ahmad himself? 478 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,437 -[Raj] Huh? -[Mir] What? 479 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,231 Yeah. He's been hiding out in our house. 480 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,774 -Excuse me? -Aisha! 481 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,067 -Ahmad's alive? -What the fuck? 482 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,237 Yes, okay! And he is the worst house guest ever! 483 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,989 He was supposed to give us 30K to hide out for one night. 484 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,075 And now he's like, "I'll Venmo you. I'll Venmo you." 485 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,868 You know, he has all of his calls on speaker? 486 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,120 He runs a full wash load for one shirt. 487 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,997 And he has the audacity to tell me 488 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,582 -that my food is too salty? -[gasps] 489 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,793 Okay, then you cook, bitch! 490 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,877 [front door slams] 491 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,672 See you, pussies! 492 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,095 -Holy shit. -Holy shit. 493 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,265 [? dramatic music playing] 494 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,891 Come on, man, he's getting away! 495 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,059 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 496 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,770 [groaning] No shoehorn, or, like, a little chair-- 497 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,230 I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming! 498 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,314 [groans] 499 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,817 I hate you. 500 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,943 I hate you more. 501 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,361 Let's fuck on the counter. 502 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,445 -Yeah. -? Yeah ? 503 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,822 ? Inslumnational, underground ? 504 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,323 ? Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground ? 505 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,659 ? Like a million elephants and silverback orangutans... ? 506 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,910 I saw him go in there. 507 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,161 -? Who want some... ? -There he is. 508 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,371 ? I'll be there, but when I leave there ? 509 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,789 ? Better be a household name... ? 510 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,249 We gotta take our shoes off, right? 511 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,333 Oh, my God, man! 512 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,418 [cell phone ringing] 513 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,128 Hey. 514 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,671 [Reza] [on phone] Dude, I went to bat for you, 515 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,797 and you hang up on us? 516 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,090 Are you bailing on the down payment? 517 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,758 [Raj] Mir, come on! 518 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,635 Uh, I'm sorry, dude. M-my brother needs me. Bye. 519 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,596 [thudding, grunts] 520 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:19,348 ? Bombs over Baghdad! ? 521 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,726 ? Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit... ? 522 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,477 Got you, bitch! [grunts] 523 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,647 ? Bombs over Baghdad, yeah! ? 524 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,816 [? music stops] 525 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,359 -Don't play dead again. -[kick thuds] 526 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,653 [yelps, thuds] 527 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:33,988 [Raj groaning] 528 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,490 [? tense percussive music playing] 529 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,744 Check and mate. 530 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,287 [Dr. Iverson] I got it! I got it, I got it. 531 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,788 This is the best idea I've ever had. [sniffs] 532 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,206 Gerald, you're threatened. 533 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,291 That. 534 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,584 [Dr. Iverson] Oh, my God, I'm a genius. 535 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,753 [sniffs] Even if Mir and Raj were completely independent, 536 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,671 you would hate them because Lucky loves them. 537 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:51,797 -Thank you. -[Dr. Iverson] You're welcome. 538 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,215 -[Lucky] Thank you. -[Dr. Iverson] You're welcome. 539 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,300 You want me to give up everything, 540 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,802 and you don't even make room for me on your nightstand. 541 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,596 There's nowhere to put my sleeping gun. 542 00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,972 Oh, that is so wrong. 543 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,016 She needs to feel safe! 544 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,603 And you. You are hyper-capable! 545 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,896 I am! 546 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,522 You're always worried about everyone else, 547 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,816 but what do you really want? 548 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,944 No one has ever asked me that before. 549 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:18,199 That's because I'm Dr. Allana Motherfucking Iverson. 550 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,909 Allen was named after me. 551 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:24,163 So, tell me, what do you want?! 552 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,333 I want it all. 553 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,876 [Dr. Iverson] Yeah. 554 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,462 -I want money. -[Dr. Iverson] Ooh. 555 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,006 -I want power. -Mm-hmm. 556 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,176 I want safety for me and mine. 557 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,260 [Dr. Iverson] Mm! 558 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,429 And I want a seat at the table. Oh, fuck it! 559 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,723 I want to own the table! 560 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,558 Lucky's table! 561 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,143 Woo-hoo! Yes! 562 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,937 Two seats at Lucky's table, please. 563 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,480 [Max chuckles] 564 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,400 Those boys are holding you down, and you know it. 565 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,318 We can have it all. 566 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,863 [Dr. Iverson] [panting] Anybody else hot? 567 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,408 Are you asking me to choose 568 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,202 between you and the boys? 569 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,872 No. I'm making you choose between what you've always wanted 570 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,418 and being stuck with taking care of two grown men. 571 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,587 That's the deal I'm offering. 572 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,548 Take the deal, bish! 573 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,133 Take the deal, bish. 574 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,593 You know, they do need to grow up and actually 575 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,429 -start doing things on their own. -[alarm ringing] 576 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,638 Welp, that's our time. 577 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,057 Thank you so much, Dr. Iverson. 578 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,517 -Yeah, thank you. -That was very productive. 579 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,727 No problem, Gerald. 580 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:28,936 [Max] See you out there. 581 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,521 -Thank you, Doctor. -Yeah. 582 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,605 [inhales deeply] 583 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,399 If you say anything about this, I will kill you. 584 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,025 -Yeah. No. Took an oath. -[Lucky] Okay. 585 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,361 I'd love to get some more of that coke, if you have any left. 586 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,114 I got you, girl. 587 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,198 Thank you. 588 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,536 This doesn't count towards your deductible, by the way. 589 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,622 I can't believe you faked your own death. 590 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,666 It was the only way I could get out. 591 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,168 [laughing] 592 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,795 And thanks to my mate at the morgue for giving me a dead body 593 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,046 I could burn as a decoy. 594 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,131 [breathing heavily] 595 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,967 Sacrificing half a toe provided enough DNA 596 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,219 to convince those idiot cops it was me. 597 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,888 And pinning it on you, 598 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,975 well, that was just the cherry on top. 599 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,269 You are such a little bitch. 600 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,896 I'm the bitch? 601 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,063 [gun cocks] 602 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:16,358 A bitch with a gun is still a bitch... bitch. 603 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,153 Maybe I'm just a criminal mastermind, 604 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:22,198 and you are a cocky little roach. 605 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:23,699 -Ah! -[Ahmad yelps] 606 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,035 [both grunting] 607 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,038 -Ahh! -You showed up? 608 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,831 I got you. 609 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,666 -Tiff in the tiffin? -Tiff in the tiffin. 610 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,959 -[hands smacking] -[both chuckle] 611 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,670 Alright, let's get this old haram zaada out of here. Come on. 612 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,089 -[Mir grunting] -[Raj] How's your shin? 613 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,216 [Mir] It's fine, why? 614 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,425 [Raj] Yeah, I saw you eat shit. 615 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,594 Oh, yeah. I saw you get taken out by an 85-year-old. 616 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,137 -Hey! -You know, I have a gun in my pocket. 617 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,680 I was genuinely concerned. 618 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,308 Therapy isn't that bad. 619 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,102 Well, the gun and drug taking certainly amped up the session. 620 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,312 [Lucky chuckles] 621 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,480 So, what do you think? 622 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,732 Are you gonna take the deal, bish? 623 00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:00,778 I think I am going to take the deal, bish. 624 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,990 Let's always be honest with each other, okay? 625 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,075 Always. 626 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,493 -[cell phones chiming] -[both] Oh. 627 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,580 [Max groans] 628 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,124 ?? 629 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,920 -What's wrong? -Oh, nothing. 630 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,798 I just missed a manicure appointment. 631 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,133 Why? Is there something wrong on your end? 632 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,469 No, but I should go. 633 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,679 Yeah, yeah, I should go. 634 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:27,763 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 635 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,848 [kiss smacking] 636 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,267 -[groaning] -[Raj] Shut up! 637 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,393 [Mir] He's squirming so much. 638 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,395 -[door bell jingles] -[Raj] Stop! Stop moving. 639 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,813 [Mir] Just make sure you tie it tight. 640 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,357 -[Raj] Alright. I'll tie it tight. -[groaning continues] 641 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,359 Alright. Oh. Surprise! 642 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,320 What the absolute fuck?! 643 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,405 Yeah, he is not dead. 644 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,489 -[grunts] -Yeah. 645 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,992 This thing won't die, huh? 646 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,493 -[muffled] Fuck you! -There it is. 647 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:50,786 Still an asshole. 648 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:52,454 We got him. 649 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,123 -[both] Together. -[hands clap, fingers snap] 650 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,709 I am so proud of both of you. 651 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,627 Never should have doubted you. 652 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,045 But now... 653 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,130 [jacket thumps] 654 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:04,592 ...I get to sweep the floor with this piece of shit. 655 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,052 [? tense percussive music playing] 656 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,470 Lock the doors. 657 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:09,972 -[Mir] Yep. -[whimpering] 658 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:13,893 -[Ahmad grunting, whimpering] -[chair thudding] 659 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:17,605 We have torn apart this entire office, 660 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,565 and the only thing we know 661 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,066 is that Max Sugar 662 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,360 -is a Yankees fan! -[bobblehead rattling] 663 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,362 [Tony Lips] No, I told you you was wasting... 664 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:26,614 That's all we got! 665 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:29,158 -[Tony] Now you gotta clean up this shit. -[officer] We're not cleaning up shit. 666 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,577 A Yankees fan in Philadelphia. 667 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,540 -Dumb traitor! -[bobbleheads clattering] 668 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,084 [? curious music playing] 669 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,670 Why aren't you moving, Mickey Mantle? 670 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,841 [lever clicking] 671 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,053 [panel scraping] 672 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:52,014 [laughing maniacally] 673 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:55,517 Well, butter my toast and call me breakfast. 674 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,937 We just hit the mother lode. 675 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:00,981 ? Used to be the kid with the big eye ? 676 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,067 ? These dumb motherfuckers wanna steal IDs ? 677 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,818 ? Used to be a little bit mid with the heat ? 678 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,570 ? Now we burn bars at a thousand degrees ? 679 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,238 ? They call me the B but the B come number ? 680 00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:09,949 ? One on the beat when I flip, don't stutter ? 681 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,492 ? Fuck all that drip I'm the waterfall, bitch ? 682 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,369 ? Now you ought to call this I'm the King Kong's mother ? 683 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,912 ? Play slow-mo and the time high speed ? 684 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,664 ? Einstein on the rhythm when I'm mad like this ? 685 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,415 ? But when I'm on the grid all square are the peeps ? 686 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,084 ? We on four by four with the snare to the beat ? 687 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,961 ? When I spit that fire, burn that pyre ? 688 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,712 ? Been a long trip but I'm back on the tire ? 689 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,422 ? Never been mid, I am what they desire ? 690 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:27,049 ? Look at my shit I'm the bitch on the flyer ? 691 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,968 ? They call me the tyrant I rule with the violent abuse ? 692 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,719 ? They can never clone this can't divide it in two ? 693 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,471 ? Not compliant, I move, but the trident in you ? 694 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,390 ? When I spit it on the track know I'm driving the youth ? 695 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,350 ? Now we on the speed hit the peddle, don't stop ? 696 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,018 ? Dumb bitch wanna beef, huh? Sit on my pot ? 697 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:39,770 ? Never out of battery bitch, not on my watch ? 698 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:40,938 ? Now can they really stop this? 699 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,022 ? Is you stupid? ? 700 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,774 -? Is you stupid? ? -? Is you dumb? ? 701 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,150 ? Fuck a cupid ? 702 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,569 ? Fuck a cupid, shoot a gun ? 703 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,446 -? Is you stupid? ? -? Is you stupid? ? 704 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,864 ? Is you dumb? ? 705 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,658 -? Fuck a cupid ? -? Fuck a cupid ? 706 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,952 ? Shoot a gun, bitch ? 707 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,162 ?? 708 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,258 [? music ends] 709 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,179 [? fanfare playing] 710 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:17,182 ?? 711 00:25:17,232 --> 00:25:21,782 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0